Last year, I wrote this lengthy piece on the dating lives of some of New York’s favorite athletes and media personalities.

Not Happening In 2012--AP Photo

Of note, Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly split. A-Rod is not being fed popcorn anymore. Rex Ryan still enjoys his extracircular activities and Eli Manning added an additional ring to his already full hand. As for Mr. Sanchez, he has been linked to Kate Upton and Kim Kardashian. Clearly, Kris Humphires is enjoying this Valentine’s Day, announcing that his newest girlfriend is Spalding (yes, the basketball manufacturer).

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!